I am sure you were all expecting a special Christmas post from bagface. I am sorry to report that bagface is still away on his Mexican free love and unsafe sex holiday. Bagface, a father of two, will be back to write his year-in-review post.
So there was a Christmas Show on Vaughn, with many casters participating. I didn’t see it, but I heard it was pretty okay.
And in the spirit of Christmas, Mark Vaughn introduced the new VIP membership, which costs $10 or $15 a month or something. If you sign up, don’t use paypal’s dispute thing to end your subscription. Young innocent Bradders and goofy Arkansas bohunk damisc were reportedly banned from Vaughnlive for doing just that.
I’d be too worried I’d click the wrong paypal button. What if I freeze up and then it says my session is about to end so I click in a rush and it’s the wrong one so the disputed payment buzzer goes off and the Vaughns get so so mad and I get banned?
So, no, I won’t buy a VIP account. Too much pressure.
SexyBagFace said:
What?? Huh??? VIP??? How long have I been gone??? I have so much to catch up on! Are Mike and Jenna back together? Did Foxman get teeth? Is this still the #1 Blog on Vaughn?
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I See Stupid said:
Whatta ya worried about Hippyupchuck? You are a lawyah and can send Vaughn a cease and desist to stop those auto payments. Whatta ya so worried about getting banned from Vaughn for? You don’t even cam up. Oh, you enjoy the chat experience? Go write about Yetta, that should keep you busy. For a lawyah, your writing sucks ass. Seriously, a 5th grader could write a better composition. You write and write and write and say nothing.
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hippychk5000 said:
While we appreciate comments, I must ask that our dear readers at least attempt to make a logical point. For example, this young thug above jumps from raging about Vaughn chat,then jumps to posts about “Yetta,” with no logical connection between the two.
So, when you post a comment, please don’t be like that tough guy I See Stupid.
[By the way, I don’t know who this “Yetta” person is. I have not seen his name mentioned in any posts. Maybe Katey posted something I missed?]
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I See Stupid said:
You know EXACTLY who Yetta is. Who you shittin’ Hippyupchuck? You wrote blog posts about Yetta. I saw you many times quoting shit form her blogs about being eaten by a crocodile and her shitty camp experiences. You know damn well Yetta is Cookie. Do you have this selective memory in your so called law practice? You must work for Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. And do you refer to “Yetta” as a “he” because you so want this Yetta to do you? Wishful thinking. As Yetta says: she is more woman than you will ever be and more man than you will ever get. You gonna cry now? LMAO
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I See Stupid, corrected cause typos matter said:
You know EXACTLY who Yetta is. Who you shittin’ Hippyupchuck? You wrote blog posts about Yetta. I saw you many times quoting shit from her blogs about being eaten by a crocodile and her shitty camp experiences. You know damn well Yetta is Cookie. Do you have this selective memory in your so called law practice? You must work for Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. And do you refer to “Yetta” as a “he” because you so want this Yetta to do you? Wishful thinking. As Yetta says: she is more woman than you will ever be and more man than you will ever get. You gonna cry now? LMAO
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hippychk5000 said:
Oh! That Yetta! I was told she had passed away. My mistake!
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I See a Bored Person said:
Hippyupchuck, the “passed away” comeback is as tired and unoriginal as your stupid dull life; a line stolen from your role model, “Rodney.” You ride trolls’ coat tails.
Yetta had a simply marvelous life and when Yetta was your age she was having great times at Studio 54 and Les Mouches. You are younger than she is and spend every night on Vaughn! No social life? You are breathing but dead inside, the quintessential “walking dead.” But, you already know that. Face it Hippyupchuck, you are severely depressed and fixating on the beautiful Yetta is an attempt to take your mind off YOU.
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hippychk5000 said:
I’m confused. Are you saying she did pass away?
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Brain Untangler said:
Of course you are confused. Your cognitive thinking skills passed away 40 years ago. Critical analysis is obviously not your strong suit.
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Lynn Scrufty said:
RIP cookie!
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Hippyupchuck the Second said:
RIP VaughnLive VIP. Ain’t got no time for dat.
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Yenta the Matchmaker said:
Hippyupchuck’s plan was to marry Glenny. Her second choice was Rodney. How’d those plans work out? RIP Hippyupchuck’s marriage plans.
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SexyBagFace said:
I’m very relieved to hear no one passed away. Praise El Senor.
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hippychk5000 said:
I’m looking forward to reading your year in review post, bagface.
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Comeback Evaluator said:
Let’s hope Hippyupchuck is a better lawyah than she is at writing creative snaps. Her comebacks are a massive fail and wouldn’t even qualify to be on The Gong Show. She literally has got…. nothing. Give her the hook.
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